Exspastic Comics Presents:
A showcase of various comic strips and shorts.
What Advertising Feels like- Sales people are monsters.
Buddy BoDue: Pyschic Detective- Solving your case and several others before you even walk in the door.
Neanderthal in Space- A space Opera with a caveman in charge.
Pure Imagination-... [click here for more]
The Disgruntled Avenger #107, "Let's cut the crap" Opening day for Phredmart has finally arrived and Bob has had enough. He's been harassed by their sales people over and over again. With the help of some local homeless people... He plans on getting his revenge. --Also contains deep thoughts on capitalism. ... [click here for more]
The Disgruntled Avenger #108, "The Cruel Dance Music of the Universe -Part 1" Government spending cuts cause a top secret project to be shutdown... Unwittingly causing said project to open up an extra-dimensional portal that rips open the fabric of space-time and unleases 3-eyed purple apes (Who have an interest in the stock market) upon the known universe. (Or... Something like that.) ... [click here for more]
The Disgruntled Avenger #109, "The Cruel Dance Music of the Universe -Part 2" An insane, 3-eyed, talking purple ape shows up at Bob's apartment and demands Bob repay him for the poor stock market advice he was given. (Strangely, Bob never remembers meeting the ape or ever giving him stock market advice.) -Combat ensues. Also features various work safety procedures and door to door salesmen... [click here for more]
The Disgruntled Avenger #110, "The Cruel Dance Music of the Universe -Part 3" Bob explains to his friend (Bon Zoffo) how he was kidknapped by purple 3-eyed apes and taken to a secret underground suoer-computer that conjured them into existience. -Also features cute & fuzzy hellhounds, bad stock market suggestions and your friendly next door neighbor... Mr. Kthulhu. ... [click here for more]
Whelm (Dreams, Death and Law) is a collection of 4 short stories by P.A. Nolte (The Crusader, The Assembly) and S. Gretzon (The Disgruntled Avenger, Chewler) They include:
1) I would Kill for a Hot Dog in Times Square.
3) Kitamba Kia Xiba: A tale of Angola
4) To Play Fast and Loose with the very Laws the Govern Reality.
Adventures,... [click here for more]
Government debt is spiraling out of control. Olivia has managed to escape from her dying planet. Terrorists are on the verge of obtaining nuclear weapons. Space Commander Matt has once again saved the day. Foreign relations have been pushed to their limits. Senator Mildred Grey is actually ademon who wants to eat the president's soul..Is work related stress getting to be...too much for the president... [click here for more]
Disaster has striken the starship U.S.S. Krakken! The president is arguing with the head of state of....(some country) Sgt. Roger has gone insane and has been thrown in a cell. The president's secretary isn't even at work today. Olivia is in distress and the DEA will probably NOT be doing their presentation on dangerous mind altering drugs today.
Part 2 of a 4 part miniseries. What happens when the... [click here for more]
The entire crew of the U.S.S. Krakken are dead now. The lifeless ship is in orbit around a strange jungle planet. Only Olivia is left. The president sits in a hotel room. He is watching television. He is on mind altering drugs. ...And the director of the film says, "Cut!" Wasn't Robin great as Olivia? Didn't Karl make a wonderful Space Commander Matt? Now that filming has finally wrapped-... [click here for more]
Conclusion. Space Commander Matt has been sent out on orders to stop Olivia at any cost. Robin & Karl's marriage is on the rocks. Robin thinks Karl is cheating on her. Senator Mildred Grey is officially on the campaign trail in her bid for the presidency. Is it all spiraling out of control?
Part 4 of a 4 part miniseries. What happens when the leader of the free world loses his grip on reality?... [click here for more]